- "It has been aid that the ancient castle of Gorgothel is but legend. Others claim that they knew of brave warriors who have gone on a quest to the keep and came back insane, babbling of monsters and horrors or came back not at all. With the help of the seer Heltamin, we will attempt to solve the mystery of
the existence of the mythical castle. The following is a testimony of truth from Sir Heltamin. - 'Oooh! There was this big thing with lots of eyes and it did strange things that were really neat. Monsters? Oooo, yes! Lots of 'em! Big ones and little ones and ones with big noses and little ones with no noses and big man-eating storks and little horny...""