A book by Norman Thudpucker


"Now, many prophets have told you about silly things like big wingless birds that come out of the heavens and can decimate lands. Such thoughts are the thoughts of madmen who wish to build huge dwelling places throughout the entire Torlin Forest! This is insanity! Why, remember what Gronton of Eltenspire said - 'Yea, verily, thou shalt not see things that hath not entered thy minds, for this is the age of greatness!' - What a fantastic statement! Never you mind that Gronton was the court jester for he was also a great philosopher! Now I will try to explain to you other great myths that has been told to your naive minds. Yes, I know that all the prophets say that this man named Sir Reagan will be a god but 'tis not..."